Top Ten Pickup lines for Pirates
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
And the number one pickup line for a Pirate is …
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.